I live in an unknown part of Alabama called Huntsville. I'm also known by a lot of other things. Like U. N. Owen on all my art pages, and Hybrid Children over at LiveJournal. I fantasize about obsess over love Seto Kaiba, and I'm a Kaiba/Jou fan to the point of chronic obsession (though I don't mind oogling over some pretty Yami/Yugi every now and then)... um...

Is there any point to this?

I mean, my ID says enough. Actually, I could probably go on some more, because SheezyArt is mean and won't let me make the ID any wider. ...and I'm too lazy to make it taller and have to edit all the text. I love the font for my name though, on my ID, the one for my name there? It's called Forgotten Hospital, and it's awesome. The name "Forgotten Hospital" reminds me of that movie, House on Haunted Hill. Not the old one, but the remake? The old one kinda scared me, too, because there was that walking skeleton ._. And even though it was the bad guy dude controlling it on puppet strings, it scared the hell out of me. The newer version scares me, but in a nice way. Like a WTF way! Every time I look down the hall now, I think of that creepy fast-forwarded screaming dude. Of course, if you haven't seen the movie, you have NO idea what I'm talking about, but that's okay! It's not my FAVOURITE movie, though. It used to be, until I saw Fight Club. How can you NOT like Fight Club?! You can't! I'd love to be able to blow up all those financial buildings in New York. HaHA take that, you rich snobs! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT HAVING HOT DOGS AT YOUR RESTAURANT! Can you believe that? They have their own little restaurant on their stupid hill, and there are friggin GATES in front of the hill so none of us commoners can get up there. And then when I DO get to go up there, with mom's boss, their restaurant doesn't even have REAL FOOD! wtf, I just wanted a hot dog. A gourmet hot dog! Not chicken fkjdslf bleu saute kljfeial! And yeah, I know, I ALWAYS yell about that, I'm sorry. It just really pisses me off. I really hope there's a mudslide and every house on that stupid hill gets destroyed. Wait, except Kaiba's. Would he have a mansion on a hill? His wasn't on a hill, because he's awesome like that. I wouldn't blow up his corporation either. But the others... goodbye stock exchange, and Simon & Simon's let's sue doctors lawfirm, and giant bank with FIFTY stories even though they're just a BANK. ...okay, wait, I don't want to get suspected as a terrorist or anything. Really, I won't blow up any buildings! I'm too lazy, I just want to sit on the couch and eat pizza and watch CSI, damnit!

Okay, I should start a new paragraph. Where was I? CSI, right! I love CSI, someone told me there was an episode involving furries, and it seems like I've seen EVERY EPISODE except for that one! It's like someone doesn't want me to see it. I've seen that episode about the old lady with the cats about a hundred times. Who the hell would want so many cats? Think of them like housemates. You can't have TWENTY housemates! You can have about four. Four housemates, four cats. When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have ONE cat, maybe a bulldog named Satan just to scare the crap out of random people, and a boa. YES A BOA! I've been wanting a snake for FOREVER! Mom hates them, they scare the hell out of her, but I think they're adorable. But see, right now I've got this little Pomeranian looking-dog named Loki, and I'm not sure if a boa could eat her. I saw this thing on that world's most amazing videos, where this guy had a big snake, and he let it kiss this little baby on the cheek, but a few minutes later, it bit the guy in the face! And everyone was all OH MY GOD THE LITTLE BABY COULD'VE DIED NOOO! Man, there's such awesome stuff on that show. I love the police chases, you know, where there's some drunk guy in a minivan from the EIGHTIES and he's trying to outrun these cop cars, and it's just hilarious.

Hey, I'm getting a degree in criminal justice, so techinically I COULD be a cop and chase all those jerks around... BUT... I'm too much of a reckless driver So I'm going to be the guy who hangs around and picks up little pieces of evidence, and YES I can concentrate long enough to do that. I can lift fingerprints and just process dead bodies. And figure out the mystery! Like Phoenix Wright! That's my favourite game ever. And after I finish and get a bachelor's degree, I'm going to be the guy who cuts up dead people to see how they died. "Blunt force head trauma, captain!" "Thank you McCoy." Oh, yeah, I HATE McCoy. I don't know why, but out of all the Star Trek characters, I hate McCoy the most. Whenever I talk about him, I make him sound like a stuck-up horrible guy, because I just hate him THAT MUCH. I think it's because he looks like my mom's ex-boyfriend, and I didn't like him very much. Star Trek comes on SpikeTV for about four hours every day, and I feel so bad because sometimes I'll just sit there and watch it for four hours, and THEN the police videos will come on and I'll watch them, and THEN the world's most amazing videos will come on, and I'll watch THEM, and THEN CSI I will come on for two hours... well, you get the picture. I'm a SpikeTV junkie. God, it's hot outside today... I hate the summer, don't you? I'm a winter person because I grew up in New England, so this is hell on earth. Seriously, you've never experienced HOT until you've been through an Alabama summer. The winters are pretty hot, too, actually. But it's funny, because if it snows a half-inch, school's out for the day. Ever been to New York? It can snow friggin TWO FEET and school is STILL open, and these kids here in Alabama COMPLAIN about not getting enough weather days! YOU LOSERS! I wish I had that XM radio thing... sorry for jumping to a new topic like that, but I'm just listening to the radio and I just thought that. How much is it a month? I think about nine bucks, but it has so many cool channels! Like J-pop, and ALTERNATIVE... I love alternative. And stuff nobody cares about but they play it anyway, like 24/7 stock prices and Czechoslovakian news... I think I misspelled Czechoslovakian, so sorry to all you people from that country out there. Is it okay if I just call you Czechs? I know some shortened names sound wrong, like when you shorten German... it becomes Germ, and that's where they got the phrase "Good morning, ladies and germs!" Okay, they didn't really get that phrase from that, but it's the only thing I can think of.